Big Willy...but not according to Monica.

Ok, for my first rantativity blog, I have chosen a subject that we all have learned to deal with.
Not quite appreciate--although some actually do.

Mr. William Rodham-Clinton.
(Because Hilary is probably just as masculine, and in her feminine standpoints on many issues, it would just be unfair not to hyphenate Willy's last name.)
And of course, the "Mister" because "President" should probably be shortened down to "resident"..he was more of an occupant than an actual leader.

Before you think I've gone Ann Coulter on you and start attacking the person (well, thing)--as deserving and as fun as it is...let's get to the meat of the issue...I don't want to get all over Clinton more than Monica was.

NAFTA.
Oh joy!

"Middle East Crisis".
Even better.

Chinese economic threats.
Whoaaaa!

What do these have in common?
Resident Clinton.
Amazing.

First things first.
Liberals always suprise me with how defensive they are over this former Resident.
The very first ones to attack Dubya are the first to claim Clinton as their "hero".
(They hate Bush because of jobs moving to other countries, the "lack of response" to outside threats, "too much response" to threats that were never threats, his habit of eavesdropping on important terrorist phone calls, and my favorite "this would've never happened if I, John 'Botox' Kerry, had been elected!")

Yes, if Kerry had been elected, we'd probably all be wearing berets and waving big white flags and sending the French and Swiss peace offerings. -_-

But back to the "loss of jobs" that is all Dubya's fault. *whine*
Did NAFTA not give the opportunity to open our jobs to other countries?
We're losing thousands, if not millions of jobs to Mexico, and even Canada.
(someone explain Canada to me..everything's much more expensive up there. And cold. And I've never quite understood the appeal of a burly man in a strange outfit riding a horse)

But wait...NAFTA...drafted, agreed, signed, ect...in year what?
Hmm...What year was it, Mr. Rodham?
What? Dubya brainwashed you? He made you do it?!
Right. I mean...left. You poor liberal thing, you.
Where is Dubya?
I wanna smack him so hard that it puts a wrinkle in that suit of his--that probably belonged to his daddy!

NAFTA is probably the only thing Clinton did right during his residency.
Too bad it wasn't right for the US.

Actually, NAFTA was the only thing he did during his residency..

Oh wait, there was that whole ignoring of the aggression in the middle east. Still nothing.
No argument here.
Yeah...he was too busy giving nicknames to a certain office.
Let's bomb an Aspirin plant?
Where was your plan there?
" Huh, let's bomb that Aspirin factory with some cruise missiles. We'll show 'em who's boss. See if their headaches start feeling better!"

(I find the Aspirin/cruise missile thing to be rather ironic. Cruise. Tom Cruise. Aspirin. BAH! Tom Cruise and his scientology...we'll get into that another time)

What was he thinking?
Oh yeah, nicknames. Office. Gotcha.

Well, what's done is done.
The nineties--may they rest in peace--are forever disgraced with the United States' lack of leadership, morality, and good music.

And before you think you've gotten off without a Ted Kennedy stab...
You haven't. Ted coming soon. (Is he allowed this far south?)

But basically...a lot of the crap that's happening right now is mainly the big guy of the nineties. (Well, not really according to Monica...but...we'll not go there.)